Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Felicia Day Tells Me I'm Cool!

Lots of things that used to be considered lame or square are seemingly cool now. Bow ties, Stetsons, and everything Felicia Day are all now cool. So, here is another cool music video from the heads of Jed Whedon and Felicia. (lyrics after the break)


Honestly, I don't have nearly this much resentment left over from high school. I certainly wasn't a prom king or able to get dates with any degree of regularity, but I also wasn't ever pantsed or shoved into a toilet. At the same time, this is one of the catchiest songs I have ever heard. And considering Jim, Jeff, Felicia, and I are such good friends I figure I ought to share this video anyway.




I'M THE ONE THAT'S COOL
Music by: Jed Whedon
Lyrics by: Jed Whedon and Felicia Day

1ST VERSE:
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
The latest trend has hit its peak
They say that geek's becomin' chic
So now you're out of style as you can be
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool

2ND VERSE:
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
See you pose a part of nerd society
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
Star Trek: Next Gen every night
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool

3RD VERSE:
Role reversal must be a total drag
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
I appreciate you for being cruel
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
Got my in-jokes you won't get
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come

Got my comics
Got my games
All the things you thought were lame
Got my cosplay
Fanfic too
Got you pegged
STFU You

CHORUS 

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