It's National Ninja Day everyone! So celebrate wisely! Polish your shuriken, hone your untraceable poisons and heartily heft your katana of choice. Oh, and I guess you could make nice to the nearest pirate. I mean you certainly don't have to marry him or anything but they can at least celebrate National Ninja Day with you. Or you can destroy them by getting close to them and learning their weaknesses. Especially in a bratwurst eating contest! Either way, have a great day being a ninja!